I feel like sometimes with all the intense energies and issues the Cabal are constantly throwing our way it’s nice to take a break for a little fun and laughter. For laughter is good for the soul.
Anyhow I came across a funny blog post from Kauilapele http://kauilapele.wordpress.com/2014/02/04/from-nesaranews-philosophy-101-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/ titled “Philosophy 101: Why did the chicken cross the road?” Here is a sample:
“SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road…..”
So you kind of get the humor here. I am going to extend this same sort of humor to our awakened community. Many of those who follow the same sort of blogs and radio programs should enjoy. My purpose is not to offend anyone, only to lighten the mood. And I love and respect the work each of these individuals are doing.
Awakened Philosophy: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Benjamin Fulford: The P2 Freemason Lodge contacted the WDS last week saying the chicken is controlled by the Bush Nazi fascist regime. Crossing the road is imperative to lifting the fundamental rift between the two factions. After that, we can carry out a massive campaign to end poverty and stop environmental destruction.
Poof: The purple pigs flew in and ate the chicken and now are pooping.
Kauilapele: I “sense” and “feel” the chicken is going to Java on the Rock.
David Icke: THAT’S NO CHICKEN THAT’S BLOODY REPTILIAN AND IT WILL SLITHER ITS WAY ACROSS THE ROAD AND KILL US ALL! FOR GOD SAKES LOOK AT THE EYES!
David Wilcock: In an absolutely amazing and prophetic dream I had last night I saw that yes indeed the chicken did cross the road and in fact the gold that’s been missing from the Federal Reserve since 1947 awaited the chicken on the other side of the road.
Bashar: Has the chicken’s imagination not provided any particular kind or methodology or visualization for how it goes about doing this?
Drake: It’s not a matter of why did the chicken cross, it’s a matter of when. My sources at the Pentagon are confirming two weeks. It’s coming!
Sheldon Nidle: Dratzo we return! The reality that the chicken resides in is shifting! It will cross the road into one of the miraculous light chicken body chambers! Know, dear chicken, that the countless Supply and never-ending Prosperity of Heaven are indeed yours! So Be It! Selamat Gajun! Selamat Ja! (Chicken for Be One! and Be in Joy!)
Tolec: I’ve been told by the Andromeda Council that the chicken will be crossing the road into a 4D crystalline fine essence matter of the fourth dimension/density reality, the vibratory rate one frequency faster than currently on Earth, as Earth’s solar system and planet Earth are now crossing the galactic equatorial plane zone of the Milky Way galaxy.
COBRA: (In a muffled deep voice) I feel as though the Archons have penetrated the chicken and that the resistance movement and the weekly liberation meditation will trigger the event and therefore allowing the chicken to cross.
Heather Ann Tucci Jarraf: The One people foreclosed on the road so the chicken can just BE and DO.
Neil Keenan: If we’re not careful the Cabal are going to run over this chicken and the Dragon Family cannot help me bust Nelu out of prison! I’m going to use our Electro-Magnetic Pulse weapons to take down the sons of bitches!
BoBo (of finding bigfoot): The chicken is a squatch!
Have a great day!